Fairies & Elves as Lovers of Mortals

Sex with humans is good but sex with elves is better. At least, this is what Icelandic photographer Hallgerður Hallgrímsdóttir claimed two years ago on an interview published on  Vice.

Hallgerður describes herself as an Elf Sex Nerd. She is also the author  of the book Please YoursELF, in which she describes her adventure and the fabulous sex she experienced with Elves. The Icelander lady assures that elves will know what you want without asking you, and will be able to please the way no man will ever be (hmm..). Since they are quite flexible, they can perform in many positions. Even their sperm is shimmery.

And of course, if you are looking for female entities, you can for elvines and their small but voluptuous appearance.

Hallgerdur Hallgrímsdóttir claims to be an Elf Sex Expert. Photo by VICE.

According to a survey, 10% of Icelanders believe that elves, dwarves and other supernatural creatures do exist. As a matter of fact, what they call these supernatural creatures is “huldufólk” (“the hidden people”), a term somehow comparable with Irish Aos Sí (“people of the mounds”). People on Iceland do not imagine these creatures as small and ugly. On the contrary, they are skinny very limber, light and strong which makes them excellent sexual partners. Besides, the description of the elves as ugly has been a Christian attempt to demonize the pagan folklore.

By the way only a 10% of Icelanders believes that supernatural creatures of the elf kind do not exist, which means that an 80% does not exclude this possibility. Cool folk, don´t you think?

How to encounter an elf or fairy for a passionate experience

There are many folklore stories in different traditions that certain people slept with fairies or elves. In some cases, out of love, they have entered human societies. So, it is not impossible for you to have a fairy as an ancestor.

These creatures were considered malicious in many cases, but, as we said this is not true. Of course, there are many vicious supernatural entities out there, but in most cases if you have good intentions, you will attract benign powers.

Elves and fairies sometimes will just care about pleasure, which is ok. Don’t insist about romance here, this will be futile. Just enjoy the moment. On the other hand, they may also get attached to you. This may be problematic for your future life, but exciting anyway.

Hylas and the Nymphs John William Waterhouse
Hylas and the Nymphs, a majestic painting by John William Waterhouse
So, what steps should you take:

 

I. Find a secluded natural place. Usually a forest but also a long beach or a cave. Be sure however that you are totally safe in all aspects.

II. Avoid wearing metal objects, with the exception of silver. Any other metal will drive them away.

III. Try to be quite and serene. There is no chance they will appear in front of you if you are yelling or singing or being no elegant at all.

IV. Have a small gift for them, depending on what you would like to attract. No food, or books or jewelry of course. A piece of colorful cloth, flowers, a nice drawing, a candle. Stuff like that.

V. Generally, don’t disclose your experience to others, at least while it is happening. It is not a matter of boasting about it. Be gracious about the experience and share it with people who are not vulgar and can appreciate it on a spiritual level.

Good luck!

Phaethon

See also:

Being a witch is healthy (and sexy!)

A Perfume to Attract Sexual Fun

How to improve your Sexual Life the Witch’s way?

Phallus. Sexuality against evil magic