Goop - Gwyneth Paltrow's website sells anti-Vampire Repellent

Psychic Vampires are real. Although there is not such an extended bibliography concerning real life incidents of psychic (or energy) vampirism, possibly because of the lack of material evidences even in the true cases, the belief in energy sucking vampires is more common than the one of the blood sucking ones. Everyone who has basic knowledge on occultism knows about these parasites and used ways also knows as Vampire Repellent.

Why do we need a Vampire Repellent?

Magical Recipes Online has devoted a whole article on the Vampire Repellent properties of Peppermint. There are however more scents which are believed to repel psychic Vampires. These creatures cause

  • energy draining,
  • headaches,
  • insomnia,
  • sleepiness,
  • all kinds diseases and
  • accidents

As you can understand it’s really important to repel them. It seems that Gwyneth Paltrow knows that – at least her web site.

The psychic Vampire Repellent

For just $30 you can now buy a Psychic Vampire Repellent made by Paper Crane Apothecary. According to the Gwyneth’s Website it is A spray-able elixir we can all get behind, this protective mist uses a combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils, reported to banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them). Fans spray generously around their heads to safeguard their auras.

What about the ingredients?

The product is a combination of Gem Elixirs (see here how you can make your own Gem Elixirs) and Herbal Magic of essential oils attuned with Reiki. Well, although Reiki is a high vibration of energy used extensively for healing I wouldn’t bet my aura on it. Reiki is very effecting when it comes to healing but I really doubt if it can cleanse. I would cast a Vampire repelling nature with fire magic. Due to my experience, you don’t feed a Vampire with energy…

However, the ‘Gem elixirs’ seem very powerful. “Sonically tuned water, rosewater, grain alcohol, sea salt, therapeutic grade oils of: rosemary, juniper and lavender; a unique and complex blend of gem elixirs, including but not limited to: black tourmaline, lapis lazuli, ruby, labradorite, bloodstone, aqua aura, black onyx, garnet, pyrite and nuummite; reiki, sound waves, moonlight, love, reiki charged crystals” 

It’s true that if I had to pick one gem that would be Ruby, the ULTIMATE repellent of all evil. Onyx is also very strong in protection and bloodstone raises our awareness against these types of attacks.

Moreover, Lavender is great on healing and Rosemary is pretty effective against the dark arts.

Other sites might criticise her choice of selling “New Age” material but it seems that Gwyneth actually knows what she’s doing. Keep up the Good Work! As for the review…

Review?

Once we’ve used it we will tell you all about it. How it feels, if it works and if it lasts. Stay tuned and check out the other Reviews till then.